The pre-show video is hosted by a talking Computer robot, who tells you the performances safety rules. He starts by saying "If you're looking for crap like John and Kate +8, then you are going to be disappointed, because we are going to make fun of crap with a little more BALLS!" He continuesto remind guests that there is no photography or videotaping of the show and that if they are caught doing it, they are subject to "ejection from the theater, as well as a serious beat down from Chris Brown" who is caged backstage, looking for Rihana's face in the camera's lenses. The computer further continues that the show contains loud effects, as well as offensive language, but continues that guests can replace the offensive words with "other stuff that sucks", such as replacing ASS with Shia LaBouf, BITCH with Tyra Banks and SHIT with The Economy. The computer starts off the show with one last line "Oh, The Economy, I almost forgot! Get ready you Trya Banks-es, because we will rock your Shia LaBouf's!!!".
The show begins with a BREAKING NEWS report with news anchor Dick Johnson (played by Halloween Horror Nights Orlando's creative directer, Michael Roddy) who transfers the report to Rob Cocks, who is on site at a movie theater. The two explain that the current movies suck because all the characters have been "Ripped from the Silver Screen" and are now running amuck in the real world, leaving their movies with terrible character development, with Dick saying the character developmen is "worse then X-Men Origins: Wolverine". The two conclude the report by stating that there will be a six-minute sexy dance number followed by the actual show.
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