Meaty Meetz is the name of the mascot for 'Meetz Meats' and the face of Leave it to Cleaver. The mascot is depicted as a smiling portly man with red hair and wearing blue jeans, a red and white shirt, black shoes and a butcher's smock. Members of the Meetz Meats employees including Mr. Samuel Meetz himself wear Meaty Meetz masks to disguise themselves whenever they go out into town to find lawbreakers or homeless people to be killed and ground into meat at the Meetz family's butcher shop. Mr. Meetz also sells these masks to the children of Carey, Ohio and to tourists as souvenirs. The scareacters in Leave it to Cleaver wear the masks as well. At the end of the Leave it to Cleaver maze, a man dressed as Meaty Meetz chases guests out with a chainsaw.

Meaty Meetz returned as a scareactor during Halloween Horror Nights 25 in the haunted house Jack Presents: 25 Years of Monsters & Mayhem. He appeared at the very end of the house.

Halloween Horror Nights: Ripped from the Silver Screen
Characters: The Usher (Event Icon)  • Billy  • Chucky  • The Wolfman (Sub Icons)  • Sam Meetz  • Count Dracula • Frankenstein's Monster
Haunted Houses: The Wolfman  • Dracula: Legacy in Blood  • Frankenstein: Creation of the Damned  • Leave it to Cleaver  • SAW  • The Spawning  • Chucky: Friends til the End  • Silver Screams
Scarezones: Containment  • War of the Living Dead  • Apocalypse: City of Cannibals  • Shadows from the Past  • Cirque Du Freak  • Horrorwood Die-In  • Lights Camera Hacktion!
Shows: The Rocky Horror Picture Show: A Tribute  • Bill & Ted's Excellent Halloween Adventure